there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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