Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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