I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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