To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
operation harelip BJ is a go
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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