You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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