Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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