i permit you to call me
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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