Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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