I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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