i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize