he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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