nutella sex= disaster
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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