Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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