i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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