I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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