Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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