Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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