I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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