I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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