it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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