if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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