apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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