wat bout pragnant strippers??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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