One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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