If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
