I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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