U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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