So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Farmville is her only friend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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