She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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