Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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