In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
