But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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