It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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