drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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