Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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