If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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