I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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