i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My dick has a subreddit
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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