it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
