So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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