the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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