On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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