So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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