So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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