Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
