Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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