It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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