So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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