I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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