Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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