Sponge bath it is.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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