So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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