I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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