Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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