She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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